Tension test running X

StretchCat

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Stretch Cat pulled sideways by two hands
Current length62 cm
Complaints0
Specimen IDsoon
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Specimen: one cat Operator: two hands Objection raised: none
01

Resting width

This is me before anybody touches anything. Nobody photographs me like this. Nobody has ever asked to.

Stretch Cat at rest
02

Vertical attempt

They tried it the other way once, top of the head and base of the tail. It worked, which was the disappointing part.

Stretch Cat pulled tall
03

Full extension

Two metres across the sofa, four legs hanging down like a shelf. I held the same expression the entire time.

Stretch Cat at full extension

Findings

Recovery
Full, within about an hour, in a warm spot, facing away from everyone
Damage
None recorded. Dignity was not part of the test
Longest hold
Eleven seconds
Repeat rate
Daily, usually right after they say they will stop doing it
Subject statement
I could get up. I have simply never bothered.